Let’s Pretend This Never Happened – Audiobook Online

Let’s Pretend This Never Happened is a memoir by author Jenny Lawson.
Jenny Lawson recognizes that the most painful moments in our lives – the moments we want to pretend never happened. Moments that define us. In Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes listeners on a hilarious journey that recalls her eerie growing up in rural Texas. Her awkward high school years and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor.

Chapters include: “Miracle Stanley, the talking squirrel”, “A bunch of angry notes sent to my husband”, “My vagina is fine. Thanks for asking” and “And then I was stealthily ate a dead Cuban crocodile on a plane”.

This is a near-realistic memoir that begins with stories of Jenny’s rather crazy childhood thanks to her taxonomist father, who has a habit of bringing home random animals as pets. pet (everything from pandas to tatu with porcupines occasionally thrown in) is used in his work (the story of the puppet squirrel is enough to give me nightmares!). I think she inherited her father’s ability to deal with the craziest situations completely (like the time she got her hand stuck in a cow’s vagina or the turkeys that used to follow her). she goes to school) because these certainly don’t happen to her. most of people?

The story continues through Jenny’s marriage to Victor and the birth of her daughter Hailey and shares some of their most hilarious family memories. Victor has to have the patience of a saint to deal with everything thrown at him but at the same time I think he’s actually quite lucky to have a wife like Jenny. I mean life is never boring with her around and you just have to read some of their conversations to see that he’s just as crazy as she is but in a slightly different way.

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